février 2011
202 billets
easy L
my roommates and i have decided to make a parody of easy a, except instead of pretending to be a slut my roommate is going to pay people with gift cards to convince everyone she is a lesbian. typing it out now is making me question how funny this idea actually is.
also, we were choosing a movie to watch on netflix and astroboy came on the screen and emily yelled out, “ASTROGLIDE!!”
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or i could join the peace corps! →
to teach or not to teach?
a friend has recently opened my eyes to the possibility of teaching english abroad after graduation. now i am researching and getting really excited! two and a half semesters until i am free to wander the earth!
janvier 2011
151 billets
no school tomorrow
hooray! the one good thing that has happened today.
i wish i was e.e. cummings
fuck punctuation and capitalization
@icameback
I went for a run today and suffered through the cold, and it was pretty awesome. I wish I could run in 65 degrees all winter like you, though.
forcing myself to shower
for the first time in 4 days. i would like to look somewhat presentable at whichever bar we end up going to tonight.
i can't decide
if i actually want to do something tonight or if i want to stay home and do nothing. curse the cold weather for keeping me inside! i want to explore.
“she looks at the man and she says, “where are we going?”
I am getting rid of 100 things
and it is so much harder than I thought it would be. Multiples of anything count as one “thing”, for example getting rid of pile of clothing only counts as one item. So far I am at fifteen. I believe watching hoarders has inspired me to do this.
Straight people - the religious right isn't just... →
lovescupcakes:
oh hey - this too! http://feministing.com/2011/01/28/gop-anti-choice-bill-includes-revision-that-redefines-rape-by-discounting-it/
Why is this ok? Why would anyone vote for a bill that makes this ok?
even more exciting story of the day
My next door neighbor’s german shepard literally jumped through a window to escape their house. No one is home so it has been running around terrorizing people all day, including my roommate, other neighbors and the mailwoman. Animal control just came and and took it away. I know I should feel bad about it, but it is a mean, awful dog and I have been laughing all day thinking about it...
history class
My teacher was giving a lecture about ancient Greece and at one point in the lecture he was talking about the Spartans and said, “when you need help, who are you gonna call?” I immediately said: “Ghostbusters!” No one in my class laughed, but my teacher thought it was so funny he had to go out in the hallway to stop laughing.
we be eatin' cupcakes 2nite.
How to resurrect Danny
vandaldan:
“Burn his Harry Potter collection so he comes back to exact his revenge.”
I will haunt you until the end of your hopefully miserable life if you burn any of my book collection.
Haha!
I poured one glass of wine
and now I am on my second glass. I feel like each drink makes the next more acceptable, until the bottle is gone.
"Why the Elevator Floor Is So Interesting" →
icameback:
We are inherently programmed to be awkward when confined in small spaces with strangers. It’s a cool article, you should read it.
